But maybe he could!"Well, for one thing they all seem to have large breasts." So you like big tits," said his mother. "The girls in Playboy have big tits,"John adopted a sophisticated pose and said, "Probably courtesy of Dow Chemical. I like the natural look of my pregos."Janet managed to stifle a giggle. John couldn't quite pull off the 'savoir faire' needed for such a remark. She suspected that her son hadn't seen a bare breast in the flesh since she stopped nursing him. "And how much experience have you had with the real thing. I mean, how many real tits have you played with?"John groaned, "Mom, do you have any idea how hard it is for the preacher's kid to get a date? Especially with anybody easy. I may die a virgin. Dad would like that." I take it then that the answer to my question is, none. Is that correct?" Janet said."Yeah, Mom," John admitted. "I plead guilty as charged." Okay," said Janet, "they have large breasts. What else?" What makes you think there's and 'else?" John. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.“What the hell is that?” he asks. “War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes”Then the guy looks to his right and sees ... three streams!“What the hell is that?” “War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes”.The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see... 12 streams!“War wound??” “Nah my zipper’s stuck”A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. “Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt” the golfer mumbles to himself.Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers “Would you be willing to give up a quarter of your sex life to sink the putt?”Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says “Sounds good to me” and promptly sinks the putt!Two holes later, he mumbles to himself.
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